Rainbows & Butterflies

May 29

atramentum:

e.e. cummings

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Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.

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May 25

Disney Princess version of “Call me, maybe”

mydollyaviana:

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May 18

heyfunniest:

Childhood Ruined!

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Things that are difficult to say when drunk:

manena:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anaesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

01. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I’m not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

May 13

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